Rocky Bernard’s Tuesday “Sugar Bear Shake”

November 7, 2012

Do that Sugar Bear Shake, Rocky!  

BIOBLAST: Rocky Bernard is a defensive lineman currently playing for the NY Giants that has the best sack dance ever..ever.

Whoa, long time. I am going to pretend that there isn’t anything very important going on right now. You mean the election? No FAQ guy, I mean the Ball State, Toledo matchup that has taken front cover of ESPN.

On to those majestic notes..

Joker was fired. Now the interesting part is who ole’ Mitch B is going to hire. I really hope it is Southern fried chicken eatin’, sweet tea drinkin’ Sonny Dykes. He has done incredible at Louisiana Tech and would hopefully bring promise to UK.

– The NBA just started up. BD’s boy, Austin Rivers, has not done too well so far. Most likely turning out to be a terrible draft pick, New Orleans’ point man elbowed Anthony Davis in the face giving him a concussion. #Douchebag

– The NFL is going strong heading into week 10. Yes, the Eagles have done terrible so far I know.. but I think they turn it around starting next week. My early superbowl pick is BD’s 49ers vs the Texans.

– BD might be a little upset after that fantasy beat down this past weekend. What is fantasy football? FAQ guy I am going to politely ask you to leave.

– A small observation, but this baseball season and world series seemed so unimportant that even Sports Illustrated, infamous for making their title cover the most recent championship ignored the San Fierro Giants 4-0 win against the Tigers.

– The Honey Badger Tyrann Mathieu seems like he is going to end up the focus of a future ESPN 30 for 30 film for the topic of “who could have been.” Pretty sad because he is such a good player and apparently also a huge fan of the so called “mary jane.”

– In much more exciting news, college basketball is starting up. Very, very, very, very excited. 

That’s it for this note session. I hope this note session let you  take your mind off this tight election. Oh and for our countless international viewers, don’t worry about it. Finally, here’s that much anticipated suga bear shake.

and…

 


We Want Prenup, We Want Prenup’s Tuesday Prenup

October 23, 2012

What does this rando pic of Gerald Ford have to do with this post?? Nothing at all!

– Yes, today is prenup day here on RD.  It has been awhile since we posted on here, so RD made JR and me sign a prenup in case anything happens in our relationship.  I think we are ok, but RD made us do it.  What’s a prenup!?!? Just go look it up for yourself.  

– Well, since we last posted, the Reds pulled a typical Cincy playoff choke.  JR’s theory of Cincinnati sports teams in the playoffs is held up.  It looked (after going up 2-0) that the Reds would be the favorite to win the World Series.  Now, they are out of it, and everyone has gone back to not caring.  Wait, you say you didn’t care in the first place?  Oh, same here, I was just afraid to say it.  

Ozzie Guilen was fired today.  Oh, yea, I forgot about how much you care.  Sorry to bore you…

– Ndamikingkong Suh I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!!! had a very dirty hit on Jay Cutler last night, ripping his helmet off in the process.  I hate Jay Cutler and think he’s an all-american prick, but hey it was a pretty bad hit.  I’m surprised Cutler didn’t fake another injury, like he did in the playoffs last season.  Brandon Marshall was not too thrilled, and he defended his quarterback.  Brandon Marshall should stick to getting 2 fantasy points a week….

We want prenup!

– JR’s boy Chicharito had two goals today in Man Utd.’s game.  Go Chicharito!

– They are trying to get the rims lowered in women’s basketball.  I would be down for the idea, because it would be funny to watch women attempt to dunk on each other.  And Hot! Not if Brittany Griner is out there…. That just makes it easier for her to dunk.

– Now I will leave you with some random Heart.  No! BD! I have Spades! But I do like me some Barra-Barra-Barracuda! 

 


The Redlegs Tuesday Night Taboo

October 10, 2012

EWW!

– Wait, FAQ guy! The one time I let YOU choose the picture you don’t even get the right redlegs! I thought! I thought that was right! I really NO! That’s not the right redleg.  I’m talking about the Cincinnati Reds!  Could you be more dumb!

– Ugh. Still can’t get over that.

– Speaking of the Redlegs, the Reds are currently tied in the 9th inning 1-1 to the Giants.  They just need one more victory to move on to the next round, and Chapman is striking everyone out.  Like a moral victory!? Stop. You are suspended for a week.  UPDATE: Extra Innings.

– My favorite night of the year is tonight.  No not because baseball is actually mildly interesting for 2-3 innings, but the BET Awards are on!  While they aren’t live, you still get to listen to your favorite artists such as Rick Rozay!

– Mr. Sandusky got 30 years.  That is all. 

– That was the first time we have ever talked about Jerry on the site, and also the last.

– I think its going to be Jakeboy’s hero, Tim Tebow time up in New York.  The Jets are 2-3 and the most famous punt protecter/waterboy in the NFL may get a shot at quarterback.  Marky-Mark Sanchez hasn’t been able to produce lately, so they might have to pull Tebow off the practice special teams squad.

– Well since I mentioned Marky-Mark, why not give the fans a little Marky-Mark?  Eh? Wadda say! I’ve been watching way to much baseball, I’m sorry.

Go Dream Team!


Sargent Shriver’s Malicious Monday Moves

September 25, 2012

Sarg!

– What does Sargent Shriver has to do with this? I don’t even have to answer that.  Sargent Shriver was George McGovern’s running mate in the 1972 election.  Of course his mate (and chum) lost the election to Nixon but Shriver was a great American.  He was even the U.S. Ambassador to France!  I doubt that the millions really care FAQ guy…

– Well the Seahawks are playing the Packers are playing tonight, and B-Doggy-Dogg lion is hoping for a big game from Rodgers.  #beatJT.  AY-YAY-YAY-YIPPIO-YIPPI-YAY- THE B-DOGGY-DOGG IS IN THE HOUSE! No, I was not in the “lab” or the “studio” or the “boof” with Dr. Dre or Snoop Dogg Lion in ’01 but if I was I would say that line.  

– UK got massacred over the weekend and dropped the infamous “goose egg.”  Craig “Auto” Macintosh cannot make a field goal to say his pretty little soul.  Also, Morgan Newton is not a quarterback.  Just saying, if you didn’t know by now.

Seabass Janakowski nailed another game-winner over the weekend.  We all knew he could do it, and he is Oakland’s only reliable offense making him one o B-Lions favorite players.  Seabass clearly likes getting “huge” because he is “huge.”  Good one 2 Chainz! Alright, FAQ guy, I’ll give you that one.  That was pretty good.  Finally some recognition! Shut up.

– I heard that Dakota Euton and Jai Lucas are committing to ITT Tech school of criminal justice for next year.  Sorry, that’s just the rumor mill.

– We are all finished here, but of course I have a vid for you!  I might be really far behind on this, but I just saw this video this past week.  Plus, it has almost as many views as the population of America, which is kinda a lot.  I really don’t know how I didn’t see this sooner, but maybe you fellahs haven’t either.


A Siri Love Affair and Stone Cold Willow’s Wednesday Notes

September 20, 2012

Willow

– Yes, it is true… Me and Siri are getting married next week, and JR is the best man.  I thought I would just quite all of the rumors now.

– Well, Kentucky lost to Western Kentucky in football over the weekend and I have really nothing else to say other than we are probably going to need a new coach.  I don’t wanna talk about that game.  I just don’t.  Hey! Jerry! Stop pressuring me to talk about it! Too far FAQ guy, too far.

– The Reds have one of the best records in baseball.  What?  You got bored with baseball updates the first week of May?  Oh, well same here.

– Big one on one match between Nerlens Noel and Stone Cold Willow tomorrow at the Blue Courts.  Real goons play at the Blue Courts including JR and BD, and this should be a fantastic matchup.  I wish I had enough time to break down the pros and cons of each players game and give you a preview, but I don’t.  I am predicting a Stone Cold Willow victory by 3 points over Noel.  Young Willow got game.  I mean, the real T. Jones taught him about Kentucky and ballin’.

– A Redskins player is getting death threats on Twitter, which is also a case of taking things too far.  Just like the whole FAQ guy joke earlier. Hey! I got 1-liners fa-dayz! Don’t ever say that word again. Ever.

– Nothing else going on today, just giving you a quick heads up on the latest news.  Now some sleepy Van Morrison.

 


Fred McFeely Rogers’ Tuesday Night Taboo

September 5, 2012

Cardigans!

Fred McFeely Rogers, better known as Mr. Rogers was born in 1928. Mr. Rogers is the most well-known children’s show in all history, and it also provided for one of the creepier TV shows and hosts during its run.  What is more creepy than a man in a cardigan hosting a children’s TV show.

– Well UK frankly got killed by Louisville on Sunday.  #Sundayfunday was not very fun for the UK defense.  Frankly the UK defense sucked.  They really sucked.  Hey, did I mention they sucked.

D4!

– Just kidding no one cares about D4.

– The Honey Badger does care enough to enroll in classes at LSU.  There is no timetable for his return to the football.  He should start attending classes soon, but we know, just like Julius Peppers, he probably does not have to do very much.  I mean the man doesn’t care.  Wait, has that joke been worn out yet? I don’t think people have used it enough lately.

Man, baseball is really intense right now!

Sorry JT.

– Just like the backup quarterback is the most popular person on the roster, the backup fantasy football commissioner is the most popular in the league.  People never seem to like their commissioners. (ahem, DC, change the league settings, please)

– I find myself pulling for Andy Roddick in his final U.S. Open.  I just really want him to win.  C’mon Andy, c’mon! Now, how bout some Stones?  I can’t hear you! How bout some Stones?? WOOOOOOO!!!! YEAAA!!! STONES!!


Kublai Khan’s Friday Note Sesh

September 1, 2012

 

BIOBLAST: Kublai Khan was the 5th Great Khan of the Mongol Empire from 1260-1294 and also the founder of the Yuan Dynasty in China.

I’m back. Now on to those cherished notes..

– College football is back and is headlined tomorrow night with Michigan facing Alabama at the Dallas Cowboy Stadium. Really not sure who wins this one, but I think it is possible for Denard and Co to pull the upset.

#LouisvilleHateDay

– There is a mutiny going on a Texas Tech right now with Billy Gillispie. How in the world did he do well at Texas A&M? It still doesn’t make sense to me.

– In futbol talk, American Clint Dempsey signed with Tottenham to play with BD’s boy Garrath Bale, and another one of BD’s boys, Luca Modric. —-Actually… after googling Luca Modric, apparently he was transfered to Madrid. Shame..

Andy Roddick said he will retire after this US open. However, he still is married to Brooklyn Decker so walking away from the sport he loves isn’t all that bad.

– The baseball postseason race is heating up. The Yankees are doing well and leading the AL East, while BD’s Red Sox are absolutely sucking and trading all their good players away.

– The Oakland A’s, Baltimore Orioles, Washington Nationals, and Pittsburg Pirates are all above 500, in the thick of the wildcard race, and in the National’s case, leading their division. This is not a joke. The teams that I have grown up to know as the absolute worst and always bad season after season are all doing well. As Chris Rock would say, “Thaaa hellllll?” 

 That is all for now. NFL starts up soon which should be pretty exciting only because of fantasy football, but I’ll leave you with some Luca Modric and some MGMT. I love those techno electronico guys MGMT!! FAQ guy I avoided you all post. Fah Real? …. Well with that, I will see you millions of viewers soon.

Luca after watching ^^^